Ah yes, the Real Americans have caught on to us at last! But it's obviously too late for them, as we have passed important legislation against the will of the Real Americans!
I am referring, of course, to the recent legislation which has preserved our Glorious Workers' Socialist Paradise! I will reveal the name of that legislation at the bottom of this diary!
More on the flip, Comrades, as we review the wonderful government control of your lives -- and the glorious benefits to those who are Enlisted!